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thatfunnyblog:

Maddie: its time to strip and make the bed.

 

(Source: tiptons, via lolsofunny)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via sniffing)

"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego"

- (via no-datee)

(via this-is-wanderlust)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via fake-mermaid)

citgo:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

she was really bussin it open wide 

(via orgasm)

(Source: bitethepatriarchy, via anditslove)

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
image

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creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

(via lolsofunny)


"GERRRRROFFFFF THE FFFFFFONE"

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via hotboyproblems)

ohvictor-myvictor:

callingallasians:

callingallasians:

The light bulb symbolizes our thoughts and how over-thinking can kill us.
This is actually genius.
One of my favorite pictures on tumblr
My thoughts are slowing killing me.
Each day my thoughts are killing me.

bringing my old post backkkkk

I can’t handle this because this is so fucking relevant right now

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