Has anyone ever truly gotten the jackpot spin in candy crush?

thisismyveritas:

Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”

(via departured)

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

(Source: dualchainz, via happiest)