It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
- (via no-datee)
This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.
she was really bussin it open wide
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know